EXCLUSIVE!!! RUMOR!!! ANG LEE TO DIRECT 'JC' MOVIE! Could it be Brokeback Mountain 2? The compound and The Heart, a new film from Director Ang Lee is now in pre-production. The character list has JB Webston Jr II, Edina, Puntunia, Eric the stable boy, George Story, and Arthur Bellamy. Joey has Kindly sent me the script. And yes, I can give you a glimpse at that very script.
The Compound and the Heart Scene 20, page 42
JB: I'll phone this evil man until my fingers bleed. Isultators won't let me through again, Edina.
Edina: Just keep trying, JB. You've gotten through before.
JB: Good point. And god will make it happen! Oh shoot, it worked. Thank you, Lord. Hallelujah!
Arthur Bellamy: You're through to the wild card line, welcome to Coast 2 World AM.
JB: HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE INSULTATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, MR BALLAMY!
Arthur Bellamy: OH, JB! How you doing. Are you a Fraud?
JB: HOW DARE YOU, I AM NOT A FRAUDULATOR!
Arthur Bellamy: Well, I've been told your a fake, a creation, a character. Well, JB, or voice actor, comedian, or whoever the heck you are - GOODBYE.
Suddenly the phone goes dead. In a manic rage, JB grabs Edina and smashes her head against the phone. Blood comes gushing out and she huddle into a corner, shaking with fear as JB stands over her.
JB: YOU WOMAN! SEE WHAT YOU WENT AND DID WITH THOSE EMAILS TO ARTY!
Edina: I've had it with this place!
JB: No wait, stop Edina, I didn't mean it like that. I was only trying to give you the lords love.
She was gone. Frustrated, JB scanned the view of the outside. It is sun scorched, a beautiful day. Near the compound is a stable. JB looks in intently knowing what he desires, licking his lips and fumbling his hands in his underwear.
JB: Oh my.
There standing near on completely naked is Eric, the stable lad. Aged about 19 and wearing only his tight y-fronts. On the front of the y-fronts is a logo, with the word CHUMP, which stands for CHRISTIANS HIERARCHY UTOPIA against MEDIA PORNOGRAPHY. Eric stacks hay, combs a horse and then rides off. JB can't help himself. The sight is too much. He must, he must.
Out of nowhere, Puntunia walks in the room where JB stands playing with himself. She is holding an antique china set on a tray. On seeing JB, she drops the tray and the china smashes with a deafening sound. JB stands exposed, naked below the waist with an erection. Puntunia runs from the room, her face in terror, wailing and flailing her arms in the air. Her face tells it all. She has never seen an erection.
Back outside, the roaring of a motorcycle grabs JB's attention. It gets closer and closer. TRESPASSERS ON THE COMPOUND! Not one, but many. BIKERS! And Edina is there on the back of one of their bikes. She sees him at the windows, gestures to the biker and he takes aim with a gun at JB, firing shot after shot, missing everytime. JB knows what to. He runs like the wind to the basement and grabs his tommy gun, and then rushes back upstairs and out the compound door.
JB: You cannot, cannot, defeat god's 10 star general!
JB sprays the airs with bullets as the bikers flee in howls of laughter. Without realizing it, JB has stumbled out of the compound, exposed for all to see.
JB: Oh crap.
Too late, a half dozen of the disciples have seem him. They stand shocked, gawping at the sight of a half naked, middle-aged preacher with a tommy gun and a boner. Then Eric, the stable boy strolls past. He winks at JB. JB blushes.
JB: HOW DARE YOU! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS KIND OF ISULTATION!
The Compound and the Heart Scene 28, page 54
In a pretty empty space, a closed off part of the compound is JB's meditation room. Secluded from the rest of the compound it is only for JB. No disciples can enter here. In a corner of the room sits a hi-fi and an old grand piano , which is all there is here, other than a lone pair of ballet shoes huddled by the door. JC walks to the piano, turns on a cd, and sits contently on the piano chair. Atop the grand piano is a cloak of some kind with sewn in sequins. JB slides comfortably into the cloak and then begins playing some sheet music. Liberace Hits. This is one of JB's dirty secrets. JB is an avid pianist and lover of the music of Liberace and when he plays it is beautiful. Tears fall from his eyes as he plays Moonlight Sonata, liberace style. When he finishes the song he sits aside the piano and puts in another CD. It is CUSCO, the greatest hits. He jumps, strips naked and puts on his ballet shoes and dances away like an african tribesman.
CUT.
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Well, thank you Joey. OSCARS and BAFTAS are coming your way.
Joey has also hinted that he would like UFOPhil to perhaps be involved in the film, possible playing a 'JB' disciple, Blade the biker, or himself.
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